(P)rick Quits Before Losing, Blames Bella
(P)rick Santorum has pretty much taken the remaining fun out of the Republican Presidential Nominee race by “pulling out” of the competition, specifically citing that he needs to be the best possible parent… Continue reading
Cheney Fears Canada!
It appears that the terror-hungry dick, Mr. Cheney, doesn’t like the dangerous country of Canada, according to an article by the National Post. Apparently, the terror color code for Canada is red-hot for Mr. Creepy. as… Continue reading
Be a Spam Cop
If you have owned your email address for a year or longer (my personal email is over 10 years old!), it is highly likely that you have been a victim of spam. Sometimes… Continue reading
Billum: The Flip Side of Billo?
Bill O’Reilly seems so easy for me to discount as a human who is out of touch with life and others. He runs for the money and runs quite well, considering his social and financial status.… Continue reading
Trans-anal Ultrasound for Santorum?
It is obvious that Santorum has something huge up his butt, and the best way to determine how malignant this bug might be would be for him to have a trans-anal… Continue reading
Vote for Nietzsche!
Which is it, is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s? – Friedrich Nietzsche
Yeah, like we can rely on the thoughts of geniuses like Nietzsche when… Continue reading
Whole Fools
Are you a corporate hypno-bot? Is hypno-bot a word? It may not appear in Funk & Wagnell’s, but if you allow yourself to be mesmerized by corporate double speak, you are a hypno-bot.
Case in… Continue reading







